Welcome to my profile. I'm Todd Jay, Writer/You Tuber/Comedian. You can find me at Todd Jay Comedy on You Tube. I'm on VIDSIG to give you the gift of Myrtle. Imagine Fargo meets The Golden Girls. Myrtle has the feistiness of Sophia but the innocence of Rose. Get a blunt old lady to say something to someone for you. Personalized shout outs for any occasion. Perhaps something you'd be too embarrassed or shy to say? ANY message is easier coming from a senior citizen. Direct and funny with a twist of old lady charm that will take the sting out of the remarks. Got a birthday? Want to break up with someone? Want to quit your job? Tell someone they have bad breath? Or just plain tell somebody you love them? Myrtle will make a personalized video just for you to shout out anything you like. Maybe you'd like a male? No problem. Hire Bernie. He lives alone in his room in the boarding house and needs extra income to support his gambling habit. He'll say anything to anyone. Period.